Change the first line to:
“Sometimes it’s hard to be a warmist”
Proceed to “he’ll have good times”
(with his gargantuan carbon footprint).
Finally, laugh out loud when Tammy gets to the line:
“Give him… something warm to come to when nights are cold and lonely”
I offer this ode for all three of Al Gore’s remaining acolytes:
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